Inspired in part by Mr. Ullmans post, in part by 2 weeks of break without responsiblity and in part by the knowledge that someone in the netherlands recently discovered my blog by googling the term “fuckblaster” i’ve decided to revive and re-imagine the blog.

I agree with a lot of what Dave said about the possible reasons for the lack of the sites activity. I like the idea of shorter posts and also increased commenting SO here are my plans to accomplish both of those goals:

-I will start posting a series of one or two sentence movie reviews for films that i have or have not seen. (guesses as to whether or not i’ve seen the movie are welcome in the comments)

-I wil increase the number of shoutouts (Sup Ullman) and smacktalk(I see you woody, try and touch my movie reviews) directed towards members of the amhpub community, and also directed towards strangers.(Pete Skurman for example)

-prizes will be offered for comment contests the rules of which are known only to  me. so the point is that you COULD win a prize for “first comment to use the word fistula” the only way to know is to comment!

-prizes will come in the form of 3 wishes. The rules for said wishes are as follows.

• Only the first wish will be granted.
• They have to be blog related.

• They can’t be retroactive. Sooo you can’t ask me to edit an old    post BUT you CAN ask me to do anything with a future post including: choosing the name, choosing the subject, making rules like “only use words that have the letter B in them”, or “please don’t say anything about buttholes or fistulas”.

-the first prize will be given out for first first year to comment but after that all of them are secret

One thing that Dave didn’t mention which i think is a big barrier to participating in Amhpub (it was certainly a personal concern before i made my first post) is that either you don’t have anything valuable to say or the fear that your content will be ridiculed. While i can’t promise that neither of those things are true, what i CAN do is start a serial webcomic that both has little to say AND is most assuredly deserving of ridicule. This past semester i was introduced to the beauty that is the webcomic and i’ve been looking to get in the game so if i can figure out how to upload some stuff i will. I already animated the first installation and the comic is called LJST-01 so look out for that as soon as i can figure out how to post it.

Happy 2009