The times names and details are approximate or fabricated in order to protect those involved and due to pieces missing from my memory.

9:00pm- I have a feeling this is going to be a good night.

9:30pm-The night opens with a rousing game of “you got served”.

9:31pm-Contestant #1 vomits as a result of “getting served”.

9:32pm-Contestant #2 vomits as a result of Contestant #1 vomiting. I am now sure this is going to be a good night.

10:00pm-Depart for Wieland.

10:05pm-Arrive at Wieland.

10:06pm-Wonder why it took 5 minutes to walk from Coolidge to Wieland.

10:06pm-11:00pm-Dance on table.

11:00pm-11:15pm-Dance on cabinet.

11:15pm-11:20pm-Dance on stranger on cabinet. The night is going extremely well.

11:20pm-11:35pm-Give highfives from cabinet.

11:35pm-Get lazy. Begin Giving highfives with my feet and delivering them to heads.

11:40pm-See girl that cute girl.

11:41pm-Hide from that cute girl.

12:00am-Go up for high five. Failed attempt results in my spectacles being launched upon dance floor.

12:01am-I decide am pretty sure my spectacles will be safe until morning.

12:02am-30 people’s feet disagree. They crush my spectacles. I am unaware of this.

12:15am-I realize i should maybe look for my spectacles.

12:20am-See person who i only kinda know.

12:21am-Act like they are a person I know very well.

12:25am-1:00am-Find my left lens, find my frames. Find a cell phone.

1:00am-1:20am-Call the numbers in the cellphone. None of them know where my glasses are. All of them want to know where “Julia” is and why “I” have “her” phone.

1:20am-2:00am-Sit in the doorway to Wieland with my left eyeglasses lens pretending to be the planters peanut man.

2:00am-2:15am-Hear a hilarious story about a 21st birthday involving waking up outside wearing no pants.

2:16am-I decide that on my 21st birthday I want to wake up outside wearing 100’s of pants.

3:30am-Cops show up at Wieland. I ask if it is illegal to sell the worlds most delicious peanuts.

4:00am-Party ends. Numerous helpful souls help me to look for the final piece of the puzzle. Our efforts are unsuccessful. I however find a broken beer bottle and hope it is what I’m looking for.

4:01am-Slightly bloody eye ensues.

4:05am-Blind and heartbroken i return to my room to play Civilization 4.

4:07am-Ghandi declares war on Julius Ceasar.

P.S. thanks everyone who helped me out. For some reason my memory is missing some chunks of the night. If anyone saw me or saw the journey of my specs. Fill in the missing parts(or amend what is already there) in the comments.