Someone from the student recently sent me an e-mail asking for a few words on my beloved friend Daniel Cluchey. I hadn’t slept in 40+ hours. What follows is a case study on sleep deprivation and it’s effects on stream of consciousness e-mail interviews.

“Daniel Cluchey. The frenchman. Mc Yiddish surprise. How much is there to say about this guy? Pages. Scrolls even. Cluchey and I met a while back while I was auditioning for Mr Gads House of improv and he was auditioninging me. Once I got in the group Dan immediately took me under his wing and taught me many new things. He teaches me lots of words and phrases like “robert kennedy” or “took me under his wing.” He really has been a great “mentor” if I am using that word right, I will check with Dan later. You know how sometimes you just click with a person? you just know. The first time dan said “please don’t sit with me” “get out of here” i knew we were going to get along great. The guy is also a fantastic human lie detector. Early on in my time at amherst i had this fun game where i would tell everyone things about me, only none of them would be true. Some examples “my father was the first black astronaut” or “my mothers full name is Juanita Mexican Cook”. Each of those statements is only half true and Dan could always see right through me. Honestly he is like a brother to me. A true Judge Bro Brown. A BROken tivo always playing I bRobot. A perfect description of Cluchey in my mind, “he is like that guy you know, that is always named Dan Cluchey, no matter what.” Never lets you down. If i had to pick someone to play Cluchey in a movie about his life, it would be Anthony Anderson. Other facts about Cluchey,he is from maine,he plays sweet melodies on his guitar, his middle name is not norbit. A complete list of things Dan and I have NOT done together: Waterski. Put bluntly, i trust the guy with my life, my wallet, and the livelihood of my children.

A poem.

Dan Cluchey.

Dandy  Andy  Ndy

Clutch Le’ friggin sweet Understandably Cuddlebug HAPPY! Everlasting Yeoman ”

I don’t know what any of that means. I do know, however, that the yeoman is everlasting.