This movie is an obscenity. It was so bad. Watching this, I was offended that the director, writers, and whoever else had a hand in brewing this putrid stew thought they could get some laughs and some tears and some applause out of me. Apparently all you need to do to make $400 million is put a handful of attractive bad actors in front of a small rodent holding a camera, ask them to say “peas and carrots” repeatedly, and show a naked penis.

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I personally do not enjoy looking another man’s penis. I don’t. It doesn’t make me feel comfortable. Indeed, it makes me feel rather uncomfortable. I feel like my aversion to penises is not curious or unique. It is simply the way I feel when confronted with a dick.

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