San Francisco, CA - Aptly named Popsicle company “Popsicle” recently introduced a new line of advertisement aimed at adults rather than children. Company spokesman comments:

“You know, kids are gonna eat Popsicles anyways. It’s sugar and water, that’s what they do, they eat sugar. They don’t have jobs or anything else to do, they just eat sugar. We figured that we might as well target a new, older demographic with our latest ad. campaign. Though for some reason we’ve gotten heavy backlash from Christian moral groups. I guess they think Popsicles should just be for the kids”

A sample of their new campaign is show below.