It’s been two days. I think I’m finally ready to talk about the Arsenal match against them with something approaching maturity. After all, it’s not like Arsenal gave up a two goal lead to the worst team in the Premiership in five minutes, right? Those guys must be at least tenth…(checks table) Oh Shit, Arsenal just gave up a two goal lead in five minutes to the worst team in the league.

Really, it was a good game. Everyone enjoys seeing a tight match with lots of goals, and last minute comebacks are exciting, right? And those goals, any goalie could’ve let them in. After all, Darren Bent, Jermaine Jenas and Aaron Lennon have been scoring left and right this season. Wait…no, no they haven’t. Almunia let Jenas, Lennon and Bent score goals in the same game. Wow, he’s kinda failing at the whole goalie thing, isn’t he? Remember Kasey Keller at the 2006 World Cup? He’s playing like that. Good thing they’ve got an expirienced backup we can throw in for a few games… (whispers) Huh? All they have is Lukasz “Wukash” Fabianski? Has David Seaman been keeping fit?

To be fair, the loss wasn’t just Almunia’s fault. The outfield players are to blame as well. When you’re up by two goals late, you don’t need more points, you just need to freeze the ball. Freeze the ball. Freeze the motherf*ing ball. FREEZE THE GODDAMN BALL!!! AD:L<TJKGEDTJL:REJTL:KEJMRL:KKJEWA:LRKMD:KMALS:LKM~!LKSNF:LDNLF:NHDALNFL:KDANHF:LADNFL:NDALF:NLDJNLNSAHMDKLMJH

You know, maybe I’m not quite ready to write about that match.