Deipnosophy

The makings of a third party challenge?

What better way to commemorate the FLICS premiere of There Will Be Blood?

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There Will Be Meat

There Will Be Corruption

There Will Be Public Outcry

There Will Be Blood All Over The Place If You Continue To Be So Careless, And That’s Really Disgusting

There Will Be Government Agents Coming To Inspect The Place, You Should Really Try To Tidy It Up

There Will Be Health Code Reforms

There Will Be A Sequel Because The Viewing Public Thought The Film Was About Food Safety When It Was Really About The Plight Of The Worker

There May Or May Not Be Socialist Undercurrents

There Will Be A Utopian Commune Funded By Royalties From This Film

There Will Be An Extensive Search And Swift Trial For The Arsonist, Sparing No Expense

There Will Be A Series Of Unsuccessful Campaigns For Public Office

There Will Definitely Be A Sequel

1. With A Little Help From My Friends: The British and Mandate Iraq
2. I Am The Walrus: Mid-East Identity Crisis
3. Iron Lion Zionism
4. Baby You Can Drive My Car: Women’s Rights in Saudi Arabia
5. Baby You’re A Rich Man…But You Never Give Me Your Money: The Misleading Democratization of Wealth
6. You Can’t Always Get What You Want: Rational Maximizers in the Lower Class
7. Strawberry Fields Forever: An Argument for Environmentalism
8. Happiness Is A Warm Gun: The Importance of Nuclear Research
9. Long, Long, Long: The Correlation of Hair Length and Rebellious Behavior
10. I Think I’m Late, Therefore I Am

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Actually Wrote: 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Wish I Wrote: 3, 4

Should Credit McCartney-Lennon: 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9

Praying Mick Jagger and Keith Richards Don’t Sue Me (Like They Did To The Verve): 6

Bob Marley Reference That Most Likely Would Have Been Lost On My Professor: 3

Apologies to Descartes: 10